Well, I suppose they might be meant for dogs, but I'd prefer to think that local witches and warlocks are buying these appetising looking items up and boiling them up in a cauldron in order to bring a plague of boils upon a man or woman who has wronged them.
Trachea!!! What you could do with these! The noisy neighbour could be rendered silent, or perhaps one touch of that mummified windpipe could silence a screeching baby on a bus. Curse a vain beauty with giant bunny ears, or burn Bambi's feet with incense in order to bring about inconsolable tears in an enemy.
As for the "hot dogs" I simply dread to think 1) what they are and 2) what they could be used for.
Bon apetit!
Si
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